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Bejeweled Camouflage Loafers

MIL-STD-02-9-2013

Giuseppe Zanotti sets their sights on the trendy urban pimp:

Giuseppe-Zanotti-Camouflage-Bejeweled-Loafers

If you’re wearing suede loafers without camouflage or jewels you’re just a simp.  Consider your pimp game stepped up for a mere $995, available over at SSense.  Beware the sensitive properties of suede though when conducting your regular pimp duties.

It truly is hard out there for a pimp.

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TGIF!  Time to order those camo sequin loafers I’ve been dreaming about…

SAID NO ONE EVER.  Not only are sequins unacceptable on anything but women’s ballet flats, but Prada took it one step further and used a multitude of different colored ones in a camouflage pattern. *smh*

$950 over at Barneys NY.  Make good and sure you can defend yourself from all the beatings that will no doubt come with such a purchase.

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