Dries Van Noten

New dress joints from Dries Van Noten:


Besides the camouflage, I love how they decided to go flat bottom, and fill in the whole area where the heel notch normally would be.  Disrespecting design norms to throw a curve ball at haters, I like it.

€617 ($825 USD) over at Tres Bien.


Case in point: Dries Van Noten


€701 ($939 USD) over at Tres Bien Shop.

Yea looks like rust camouflage, I don’t even know… but none of that matters because if you’ll recall the Jay-Z / Kanye song Murder To Excellence line – “I dress in Dries, and other boutique stores in Paris”.  Boom, instant do-whatever-the-hell-you-want-and-print-money-doing-it license approved.  You crazy for this one Jay.

ENDO rhymes with a lot of things, I think Jay should name drop me a few times so I can buy those penthouses and cars I’ve been salivating over.  You know I’m all about those quick triple matte black joints, which I’d probably even get camo wrapped accents on.

Jay-Z, holla at your boy;  I’ll send you free shirts!