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Be the trillest OG in the nursing home:

Nike-Air-Max-1-Camo-Geriatric

I remember back in the early 1990s I thought the Nike Air Max silhouette was ill because it looked ahead of its time.  Well “its time” must have been the late 1990s, because ever since then I thought they looked ridiculous on people.  That chunky sole tapering to a point? The air window?  *Pusha-t style yeeeeeechhh*

If I was styling the elderly I’d definitely scoop some of these up for the looks.  Animal print for the grandmas, tiger stripe for the grandpas.  Better believe I’d coordinate the pattern with color matched custom painted tennis ball sliders for their walkers too.

Available online Feb 13th at Atmos Tokyo for ¥13,650 ($145 USD).

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Some extremely ugly basketball shoes from Nike:

I know I dubbed the camouflage Reebok Crossfit Nano 2.0s the “ugliest shoe ever”… but I think these beat it.

Resist the urge to spend $429 USD of your hard earned money over at Marquee Sole.

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