Category: Accessories

  • You May Think You’re Cool But Trust Me You’re Not Fan Cool

    Even if you’re Asian, just no: Trust BAPE to dive head first into ultra niche soft goods.  This is something I’d expect your drug dealers cool aunt to have on her wall.  Right away my mind just wrongly went to assuming this is display fan and not a functional fan.  If you’re a hypebeast you’ll…

  • Your Metro-sexual Sergeant Deserves A Gift

    He never did you wrong. Show you appreciate him with this bracelet: You’ll quickly become his favorite and breeze through the ranks, trust me on this one.  What metro-sexual sergeant wouldn’t want camouflage toned glass beads on a bracelet with their rank insignia in gold?  Your thoughtfulness will never be forgotten. It’s a real shame…

  • North Face Purple Label Camouflage Mesh Collection

    A fanny pack, tote bag, and backpack: Source – Hayabusa Not something I’d cop, but North Face definitely does do some unique things with the Purple Label which I’m normally not mad at. I gotta ask, who wears fanny packs? Old men? Guys with asthma?  Girls are going to see that inhaler from a mile away…

  • Military Medals For Outstanding Douchebaggery

    If they awarded medals for douchebaggery this is what they would look like: Cool necklace brah.  I’m not going to go as far as to say this is disrespectful to anyone that served because frankly it is a representation of a medal / ribbon.  No one that wears these are likely going to be attempting…

  • Bamford Watch Department Camouflage Dial Rolex Explorer Collection

    Throw a black PVD coating on the stainless steel, add a camouflage dial and jack up the price: Check out the Bamford Watch Department website for more info and more badass watch customizations.  For a second “different” Rolex I am definitely considering picking one of their basic customizations up.  I love the look of that…

  • Alexander Wang Upscale Leather Rucksack

    Alex has you covered when surplus rucksacks aren’t classy enough: That thing is beautiful.  The combination of this distressed olive leather with the supple looking black straps, piping detail and flaps is just amazing.  I’m a big fan of bags… duffle, rucksack, or otherwise.  Additionally, if they are military inspired, leather, and/or use advance materials count…