Hipsterflage Swim Shorts

MIL-STD-05-1-2013

Orlebar Brown in collaboration with the Woost God:

Orlebar-Brown-Hipster-Camouflage-Swim-Shorts

Spring has sprung and summer is just around the corner.  I know you guys are frantically looking for something to hide those awkward boners when going for a dip in the pool.  It’s all about distruptive patterns; this one which I like to call “Woodland Hipster” or “Hipsterflage” will do just that.

Orlebar-Brown-Hipster-Camouflage-Swim-Shorts-1Sure they look like something you would have found on the sale rack at TJ Maxx back in ’92, and that’s exactly the point.  The other thing worth mentioning is that when people ask you where you got the shorts you can drop the Orlebar Brown name, and mention they are a Nick Wooster collab…. and people still won’t give two shits.  Do you care though? Nah, they are just herbs for not being down with menswear like you are.

$275 over at Mr. Porter.  Remember, awkwardly timed pool wood could get you in a lot more than $275 worth of trouble, so think of this as an investment not only in style, but also in your financial future.

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EGS May 1, 2013 at 10:45 am

violent. it hurts to look at.

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Brad May 1, 2013 at 10:57 am

You’re back! Dig the swimwear…not the price. 🙁

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ENDO-Mike May 1, 2013 at 05:26 pm

Yea im back! Trying to get back into the groove of posting every week day at least.

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Regulus May 1, 2013 at 01:39 pm

Glad ur back on hereeeee:)

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ENDO-Mike May 1, 2013 at 05:25 pm

Thanks buddy, I’m going to try and get back into posting every week day.

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HouHef45 May 1, 2013 at 05:22 pm

Milcentric is back, son!

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ENDO-Mike May 1, 2013 at 05:24 pm

YEA SON! *chest bump*

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HouHef45 May 1, 2013 at 05:23 pm

BTW, these shorts are hideous, but boner proof apparently.

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