Consider Your Trouser Game Stepped Up

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Just when you thought chinos couldn’t get any colder:

Zara-Camouflage-Suspenders-Chinos

WA POW!  Yea that’s right, camouflage suspenders in the mix.  Don’t be a douchebag and actually suspend your pants from your shoulders with them though.  Unless you’re a rich fat old white guy you have to let them hang like a boss and snag on everything you walk by.  Remember, only give people one warning when it comes to Andre 3000 jokes… that’s all they deserve.

$40 over at Zara.

UPDATE: These are kids pants :/ Research fail.

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Lando Commando March 1, 2013 at 12:08 am

Those are kid pants man, why you gotta break my heart?

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ENDO-Mike March 1, 2013 at 12:09 am

LOL holy, you’re right. I thought $40 was awfully low (even for Zara) but I didn’t click the sizing. :/

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