Hand Grenade Key And Coin Purse

I mean.. it’s a “case”, not a purse.  Yeahhhh:

I don’t want one, but I hate how things like this are “probably not a good idea” in today’s world.  Quite sad, that depending on how you’re dressed you could end up with a face full concrete if someone called in a “man with a grenade” to 911.

¥1,155 ($12.75 USD) over at Rakuten if you want to take your chances.