Motival – If You’re Having Motivation Issues

MIL-STD-12-1-2012

The cure:

Ingredients: Honey badger milk, the semen of a unicorn stallion,  and a proprietary blend of shark adrenaline laced with crystal meth all contained in one deep fried jalapeno delivery system.

Sounds legit, where do I get some?

Do soldiers actually paint rocks? I sure hope not, but I could see that being some sort of test to see if they can break you.

0 COMMENTS - JUMP DOWN ↓ TO ADD YOUR OWN

LEAVE A COMMENT:

Previous post:

Next post: