Category: Clothing

  • Balenciaga New Money WASPy Camoflauge

    Fit looking like an old-money Dad on a tropical vacation, standing in the buffet line for 3rds: $1250 over at Mr. Porter.  The type of people that buy this shirt are completely oblivious to the fact you can actually clothe your naked body for less than $3000.  You’ll be chilling with them on your yacht,…

  • Mom Can I Go Out And Revolt Against The Establishment Tonight?

    Customized Alpha Industries M-65: The $375 “Anarchy Field Jacket”…. since removed from the Barney’s NY website.  Nothing says anti establishment like showing up to the protest fitted in your mass produced anarchy jacket.  Save yourself the ridicule, buy the $180 blank Alpha Industries one, get a few different marker colors, and come up with your…

  • Support The Troops In This Dolce & Gabbana Dog Soldier Print Shirt

    New from Dolce & Gabbana for A/W 2017: Paisley print background with the dog admiral painted portrait on the front? Oh wow.  I was thinking about this this shirt all day, and almost thanked a yellow lab for his service when I was out for a walk earlier.  He was a working dog with a…

  • Camouflage For The Sassy Rich Bitch Trying Not To Blend In

    Valentino with a pattern they call Camupsychedelic for S/S 2015: A basic woodland pattern with alternate sassy colors.  Color me not impressed. Head over to the Valentino website to see the full Camupsychedelic lineup.  Pictured above is the $1590 nylon windbreaker.

  • Not Wanting To Hurt Your Girlfriend’s Feelings

    The Comme Des Garcons ‘Peace’ t-shirt: $195 CAD ($155.79) from SSense. Your girlfriend always wants to get you something really awesome for your birthday.  She pays attention to everything you say, so she knows what you’re into… military stuff, camouflage, that olive color etc.  You’re a nice boy, but like to think you’re edgy.  She…

  • If ISIS Wore Bombers Rather Than Were Bombers

    Nike Lab x James Lavelle: Available at Haven – $700 CAD ($563 USD) Haven describes it as a bomber / varsity hybrid.  Talks about the lustre of polyester, supple wool blend, and premium tumbled cow leather.  Are the cows tumbled (tipped?) or is the leather tumbled after the fact?  Kidding fam.  I feel like I…