With this DRKSHDW by Rick Owens jacket:
Dazzle camouflage is what they used to paint on warships in WWI. If someone was to look at your through a kaleidoscope while you were wearing this jacket I’m pretty sure you’d just cancel out completely. I have no idea if people still own kaleidoscopes and I can’t even spell the word to save my life, but I’m just throwing that out there.
$1120 over at The Corner if you’re daring enough to pull something like this off.