Under Your Maharishi British Bonsai Camouflage Umbrella

Ella ella eh eh eh:

I really have to start referring to camouflage fabrics as DPM.  It’s so much cooler when people have to ask you “what does that mean?” and you can scoff “Uh, Disruptive Pattern Material… you might know it as “camo”” and then roll your eyes.

£30 ($48 USD) over at Maharishi.