Some pony hair camouflage attached to a rubber sole for your driving ass:

I don’t yet own any driving moccasins, but I am definitely going to pick up some sort of pair when I cop my next new car.  If you drive lots you’d understand.  10+ hours in Timberland boots, AF1s etc… is NOT comfortable.  Same goes for flying long distances.

You can pick up the above driving moccasins over at Android Homme for $190 USD.